#NewYearNewYou right? But you shouldn't have to settle for bland bars or mystery powder shakes. No, you're a person who needs a food that tastes good, is portable for your on-the-go lifestyle, and that isn't going to completely break your diet. You need Dundalk Dan's Awesome Beef Jerky! Not sure how or if it fits into your "new you" lifestyle? We'll break it down for you and if you're still unsure, try it anyway!
Sometimes referred to as the "Caveman Diet", our beef jerky was made for this lifestyle. Unlike the cavemen though, we use only high quality, USDA approved beef. Plus, we hear cavemen hated nitrites and MSG as much as we do!
Diagnosed with Celiac Disease? Told your gut can't handle gluten? Or maybe you just don't like the grogginess that comes with wheat? Whatever your reasoning, we can assure you that NONE of our beef jerky flavors will break your diet.
If unlike us, you've made the first step towards getting your body into shape with Team Beachbody, you'll know you want to fill those precious containers up with as much flavor as possible! Our beef jerky is packed with protein and will stack perfectly into those little red containers.
Dr. Atkins was definitely onto something when his diet craze hit the world years ago. However, people quickly realized that serotonin is what carbs and happiness are made of so what's the point of being skinny if you're not happy, right? All our flavors have JUST enough carbs to keep you on track while not making you sad. #happychewing
Bulking up this year? Are a chiseled 6-pack, cut-off tank tops, and sweatbands in your future? Well, you're going to need more than dry peanut butter protein shakes to keep you on track! Each of our flavors contains 26 grams of protein per pack! You'll be ripping t-shirts and getting gym dates in no time.
No, we didn't make this diet up, we simply just gave it a name. If your resolution this year is to be the same person you were in 2017, good for you! You were awesome then and you're awesome now. You know what would make you even more awesome though? One of each of our flavors!
We wear many hats here at Dundalk Dan's, but none of us claim to be a doctor. This includes our fearless leader Dundalk Dan himself (however, he's known to prescribe beef jerky for afternoon pick-me-ups often). Before you start any diet, consult your doctor...don't just read about it on the internet.